I sometimes wash dark and light coloured items together (in a cold wash). I’ve been known to walk while reading on my phone (shhh, don’t tell my husband). I often don’t wait for the pedestrian green light to cross the (dead-end) street next to our house. Hell, I even take short bicycle rides without a helmet! But as you can see here, at the request of our toddler, we are very safety conscious when it comes to transporting lions. Seat belts must be worn by lions at all times. No lions are allowed to dangle from the stroller. Lions found in contravention of these rules will be subject to loud crying or being forcibly ejected from the stroller (at great speed).