“Dude, you have moss growing on your car. Why do you have moss growing on your car?”
The Mister scowled at my laughter as he pulled at some blades of grass sticking out of the windshield wiper well. A clump of wet, green-lined sod came out.
“It grows on the roof of our apartment building and the rain washes it down on the parked cars.”
Now it was my turn to frown. “Moss on the roof? Why the hell do we have moss growing on our roof?”
You know what? Don’t ask questions to which you don’t want to know the answer.
I really wanted to get a photo of the blades of grass poking out from the side of the windshield wipers, but alas it was evicted before I could get a shot. So have some Portra’d forest moss instead.