“You hold the airplane under the water. No, under the water. And now you squeeze, squeeze, squeeze and then let it fill up… no, keep it under the water otherwise it just has air and can’t squirt. Let’s try this again. Hold the airplane under the water and squeeeeeeze, now keep holding it under the water…. keep holding it…. let it fill up. Ok! Now you squeeze and- NO! Squeeze it out of the water now! Ok, one more time – hold it under the water, squeeze squeeze squeeeeeze… let it fill up under the water. Under the water. Now take it out of the water and squeeze and YES! See, now it squirts water and I’m going to regret teaching you how to do this very shortly.”