Day #258 Bears, oh my!

“Who made these?” Hawkeye asked me today on the way home.

“I think those are dog prints, honey.” I replied. “A dog made them.”

“Nooooooo.” he retorted emphatically. “Not a dog!”

“No? Then who? Was it a really big cat?”

“No…” he said and paused for full conspiratorial effect. “It was a BEAR!”

“A bear? Really? Are you sure?”

“Yes. It was a BROWN bear! And it went RAAAWWWRRRR”

Oh dear. Anyone have a bear trap I can borrow? The city seems to be getting more and more dangerous by the minute. First there was the tiger in our garden, now there’s a bear on the loose.

 

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