Hawkeye’s new game is to get three pieces of fencing from the Lego box and hand one out to each of us, so that we are each holding one piece. Achieving equal distribution of fencing brings forth great excitement. This explains how I came to wake up this morning clutching a piece of Lego fencing.
It’s not even the weirdest thing I’ve found in our bed since becoming a parent. I can’t tell if that would be the IKEA toy hammer or a wooden elephant leg piece of a jigsaw puzzle.
Edited to add: I actually asked my husband what he thought was the weirdest thing we’ve woken up with since becoming parents and he had supplied an immediate (and the ultimate) answer:
“A toddler.”
The Feathered Rose 